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Robert Griffin III Redskins

On April 26th, 2012 you may hear a horrific, effeminate squeal ring out over the busy streets of Northern Virginia.Ā  This sound will be me shrieking with delight and flailing flamboyantly in front of my television as the Redskins draft one Robert Griffin the third.Ā  Tears will be shed, man crushes will be solidified, respect from my loved ones will reach an all time low.Ā  The savior of Redskins football is only a draft pick away friends.Ā  Fingers crossed…